Semba
14-Feb-07, 18:09
:lv: :lv: Happy Valentine Day folks:lv: :lv:
Hope your day will be filled with laughter
A husband and wife drove for miles in silence after a terrible argument in which neither would budge. The husband pointed to a mule in a pasture.
"Relative of yours?" he asked.
"Yes," she replied. "By marriage."
Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurrist? They fought tooth and nail.
A bachelor asked a computer to find him the perfect mate: " I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports, and enjoys group activities."
Back came the answer: "Marry a pinguin."
A woman answered the phone to hear a repentant voice. "I'm sorry, darling," he said. " I have thought things over and you can have the Rolls-Royce as a wedding present, we will move to the gold coast, and your mother can stay with us. Now will you marry me?"
"Of course I will," she said. "And who is this speaking?"
Hope your day will be filled with laughter
A husband and wife drove for miles in silence after a terrible argument in which neither would budge. The husband pointed to a mule in a pasture.
"Relative of yours?" he asked.
"Yes," she replied. "By marriage."
Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurrist? They fought tooth and nail.
A bachelor asked a computer to find him the perfect mate: " I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports, and enjoys group activities."
Back came the answer: "Marry a pinguin."
A woman answered the phone to hear a repentant voice. "I'm sorry, darling," he said. " I have thought things over and you can have the Rolls-Royce as a wedding present, we will move to the gold coast, and your mother can stay with us. Now will you marry me?"
"Of course I will," she said. "And who is this speaking?"