You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

Handguns function normally every day of the month.

A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN

:p :p

Ladies ur feed back,:oops

OOh men I know u like it :lool: :lool:

Absolutely right
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Thank you butu for passing.

HandGun Has no Feelings :-?



good one tho :wink:

HandGun Has no Feelings :-?



good one tho :wink:

Some Women has no feeling at all, most of them has very warm and real feeling.

(dollyh r u ……:oops :oops ………:oops :oops ……)

:D

Some Women has no feeling at all, most of them has very warm and real feeling.

(dollyh r u ……:oops :oops ………:oops :oops ……)


:D



am i supposed to fill in the blanks? :roll:

ok here are the options

single?:oops taken? lesbo?:cool: grammy?:-? Young? with feelings? :roll:

am i supposed to fill in the blanks? :roll:

ok here are the options

single?:oops taken? lesbo?:cool: grammy?:-? Young? with feelings? :roll:

I hope u r >> Single ,Young with feelings:oops

I hope u r >> Single ,Young with feelings:oops

ShataNar how did u manage to keep the ice till u broke it :oops


:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:

here is the feedback....and we know you will like it :p :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)
7. You can train a dog.
8. Dogs are easy to buy for.
9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the really worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).
10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you

ShataNar how did u manage to keep the ice till u broke it :oops


:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:


:love: :love::love: Sweet dollyh:love: :love: :love:
:lv: :lv: :lv:
:oops

You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

Handguns function normally every day of the month.

A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN

:p :p

The application of democracy to love.:wink: :wink: 8)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ ShataNar..allah yajazeek ya Muaz for putting those emoicons :lool: :lool: :lool:







Afriend thats Halarious:lool:
com'on doggy! 8)

[quote=afriend;5499]here is the feedback....and we know you will like it :p :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:
lol:D
Afriend good points about dogs (only)

:p

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ ShataNar..allah yajazeek ya Muaz for putting those emoicons :lool: :lool: :lool:







Afriend thats Halarious:lool:
com'on doggy! 8)

dollyh be in my site , (I am smart , handsome , fit , single), Afriend is just another female!!
:D

The application of democracy to love.:wink: :wink: 8)

:wink: :wink: :wink:

here is the feedback....and we know you will like it :p :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)
7. You can train a dog.
8. Dogs are easy to buy for.
9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the really worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).
10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you
afriend,
Dogs better than men? Come-on; I mean a man can be your dog, but a dog can not be your man if you know what I mean.;)

dollyh be in my site , (I am smart , handsome , fit , single), Afriend is just another female!!


:D





أ‡أ¤أ‡ أ¦ أ‡أˆأ¤ أڑأ£أ­ أڑأ،أ­ أ‡أ،أ›أ‘أ­أˆ آ، أ¦ أ‡أ¤أ‡ أ¦ أ‡أژأ¦أ­ أڑأ،أ­ أ‡أˆأ¤ أڑأ£أ­


:D

أ‡أ¤أ‡ أ¦ أ‡أˆأ¤ أڑأ£أ­ أڑأ،أ­ أ‡أ،أ›أ‘أ­أˆ آ، أ¦ أ‡أ¤أ‡ أ¦ أ‡أژأ¦أ­ أڑأ،أ­ أ‡أˆأ¤ أڑأ£أ­


:D

Nice reply Dollyh:D ;) :clap:

Now Shatanar, take a hike:p

Semba, whatever, dog are better :)

أ‡أ¤أ‡ أ¦ أ‡أˆأ¤ أڑأ£أ­ أڑأ،أ­ أ‡أ،أ›أ‘أ­أˆ آ، أ¦ أ‡أ¤أ‡ أ¦ أ‡أژأ¦أ­ أڑأ،أ­ أ‡أˆأ¤ أڑأ£أ­


:D


أ‡أ¥أ‡ أڈأ‰ أ£أ‡ أںأ‡أ¤ أڑأ”أ£أ­ أ‌أ­أں أڑأ‘أ“أ‰ أ¦أکأ‡أ‘أٹ أˆأ‡أ،أ‘أ›أ£ أ‡أ¤أ¦ أںأ‡أ¤ أ‡أ،أ‡أ¤أ“أŒأ‡أ£ أˆأ­أ¤أ‡ أںأˆأ­أ‘ أںأ£أˆأ¦أ¤أ­ + أ“أ­أ“أٹأ‘ أ‡أ“أںأ¦أ،
:tears: :tears: :tears:

Nice reply Dollyh:D ;) :clap:

Now Shatanar, take a hike:p

Semba, whatever, dog are better :)


:lool: :lool: :flag: :clap:

أ‡أ¥أ‡ أڈأ‰ أ£أ‡ أںأ‡أ¤ أڑأ”أ£أ­ أ‌أ­أں أڑأ‘أ“أ‰ أ¦أکأ‡أ‘أٹ أˆأ‡أ،أ‘أ›أ£ أ‡أ¤أ¦ أںأ‡أ¤ أ‡أ،أ‡أ¤أ“أŒأ‡أ£ أˆأ­أ¤أ‡ أںأˆأ­أ‘ أںأ£أˆأ¦أ¤أ­ + أ“أ­أ“أٹأ‘ أ‡أ“أںأ¦أ،

:tears: :tears: :tears:


:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: that sucks!! :flag:

dollyh , Afriend, Samba

أ”أںأ‘أ‡ أŒأ’أ­أ،أ‡ أڑأ،أ­ أ‡أ،أ£أ”أ‡أ‘أںأ‰ أˆأ‡أ،أ‘أ›أ£ أ£أ¤ أ‡أ¤أ¦ أ‡أ،أچأ‘أ­أ£ أ‡أٹأ،أ£أ¦ أ‌أ­أ¤أ­

أٹأچأ­أ‡أٹأ­ أ”أکأ‰ أ¤أ‡أ‘
:clap:

y;)u g:oopst s:lv:me funny pers8)nality keep it up!!

y;)u g:oopst s:lv:me funny pers8)nality keep it up!!
:oops :oops Thank a lot dollyh:oops :oops
:wink:

lol

Looks like this new board is very inspiring; especially for ladies:p

lo0ol

Gesas lakin!

Welcome aboard nar :)

lol

Looks like this new board is very inspiring; especially for ladies:p

Oooops LOL :lool:

Thank for passing

lo0ol

Gesas lakin!

Welcome aboard nar :)

Thank you أ“أ­أڈأ‰ أ‡أ،أˆأچأ‘ :oops

Thank you أ“أ­أڈأ‰ أ‡أ،أˆأچأ‘ :oops

:evil: whats the shy face for playa :evil:

















































:lool: :lool: :lool:

:evil: whats the shy face for playa :evil:

:eek:

Ok , I don't mean it , plz accept this gift

http://www.bauerphoto.com/roses/RoseAnimation.gif
:love: :oops















































:lool: :lool: :lool:

you better :lool: :lool: :tears:

you better :lool: :lool: :tears:

Please :oops

http://images.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_TN/0015-0610-1807-2358_TN.jpg

:eek: :eek: :eek: holly macaroniiii










:oops :oops i do

:eek: :eek: :eek: holly macaroniiii


:oops :oops i do

:jump: :jump: :lool: :lool: :jump: :jump:
OK let chat about marriage arragement:

Do you think we can make in same day with your Sis:D

:love: :lv:

:jump: :jump: :lool: :lool: :jump: :jump:
OK let chat about marriage arragement:

Do you think we can make in same day with your Sis:D

:love: :lv:
ohhh waait


i forgot to ask my parents:eek:


:-? BRB!:-?

:evil: :jump: :jump: :lool: :lool: :jump: :jump:
OK let chat about marriage arragement:

Do you think we can make in same day with your Sis:D

:love: :lv:


you wanna save money ya cheap shata :evil:

I congratulate you two.:clap: :clap: 8)

ohhh waait


i forgot to ask my parents:eek:


:-? BRB!:-?

dollyh

أںأ،أ‡أ£ أ‡أ،أ¤أ‡أ“ أںأٹأ‘ أ¦أ،أ‡أ’أ£ أ¤أ–أڑ أچأڈ أ،أ­ أ‡أ،أ‡أ”أ‡أڑأ‡أٹ
:-?

I congratulate you two.:clap: :clap: 8)

Thank you brother Semba
:lool:

I congratulate you two.:clap: :clap: 8)

semba you are the groom's best man 8)

dollyh



أںأ،أ‡أ£ أ‡أ،أ¤أ‡أ“ أںأٹأ‘ أ¦أ،أ‡أ’أ£ أ¤أ–أڑ أچأڈ أ،أ­ أ‡أ،أ‡أ”أ‡أڑأ‡أٹ

:-?


wait papa said u have to finish your school 1st and get a job :roll:

wait papa said u have to finish your school 1st and get a job :roll:

Honey don't worry , I can wait u the rest of my life

(The Girl is mine - tm trem tm - The Girl is mine)
:jump:

Honey don't worry , I can wait u the rest of my life


(The Girl is mine - tm trem tm - The Girl is mine)

:jump:


:oops :oops :oops

Honey don't worry , I can wait u the rest of my life





(The Girl is mine - tm trem tm - The Girl is mine)

:jump:


:oops :oops tm trem tm wa bas!!:oops

:oops :oops tm trem tm wa bas!!:oops

Honey have to go bed now, or tomorrow my boss will fire me from work (sorry school) , waiting you tomorrow same place same time.
Good Night
:)
(...........):love:

Honey have to go bed now, or tomorrow my boss will fire me from work (sorry school) , waiting you tomorrow same place same time.

Good Night
:)
(...........):love:


alright sleep well :wink:

dollyh:
When did that happen? :eek::eek::tears::tears::tears::angry:

dollyh:
When did that happen? :eek::eek::tears::tears::tears::angry:

From the first time I saw her
:D
:jump:

You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

Handguns function normally every day of the month.

A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN



salamat people,
I'm a young woman and a gun shooter and lemme tell you, you never enjoy a gun with a silencer, there's just no point
When you start shooting guns, you try a whole lot of different ones until you find the one that your're most comfortable with, and that will be the one youre going to use every single time from then and on.
The only reason guns will stay with you is if you always take care of them, clean them, lubricate them, and store them in a safe place

Basically, this is bogus yall (although it sounds pretty witty). we just cant apply a piece of a machine to a human soul

we just cant apply a piece of a machine to a human soul

:eek:

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Thanks

alright sleep well :wink:

Date of Birth:
Age:
20 :eek: :tears: Real Name:
Beautiful mind Location:
Canada Occupation:
student Interests:
swiming, b&w photography, drawing --------------------------------------------
We have to chat immed.:D

Date of Birth:
Age:
20 :eek: :tears: Real Name:
Beautiful mind Location:
Canada Occupation:
student Interests:
swiming, b&w photography, drawing --------------------------------------------
We have to chat immed.:D
:-? :-? :-? :-?

ok am in the Rakoba8)

:-? :-? :-? :-?

Age : 37
Real Name:
أ”أکأ¥ أ¤أ‡أ‘
Location:
London Occupation:
System Administrator

Diff : 37 - 20= 17 yrs

Age : 37
Real Name:
أ”أکأ¥ أ¤أ‡أ‘
Location:
London Occupation:
System Administrator

Diff : 37 - 20= 17 yrs


ezayak ya 3amooo..believe it or not i never checked ur profile :lool:

أ­أ‡أ،أ،أ¥أ¦أ¦أ¦أ¦أ¦أ­ أ‡أٹأڈأˆأ“أٹ أ‌أ­ أŒأ¦أ‡أ’أ¥ أ’أ¦أ، أڑأŒأ¦أ¦أ’
:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:

ok am in the Rakoba8)

[Alrakoba]: dollyh has left at 7:50 pm

أ­أ‡أ،أ،أ¥أ¦أ¦أ¦أ¦أ¦أ­ أ‡أٹأڈأˆأ“أٹ أ‌أ­ أŒأ¦أ‡أ’أ¥ أ’أ¦أ، أڑأŒأ¦أ¦أ’

:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:


أ،أ‡ أ¦أچأ­أ‡أٹأں أ‍أ£أ‘ أˆأ“
:D

أ،أ‡ أ¦أچأ­أ‡أٹأں أ‍أ£أ‘ أˆأ“


:D

:oops

:oops
dollyh

أچأ‡أ¤ أ¦أ‍أٹ أ‡أ،أچأ‍أ­أ‍أ‰

أ‡أ¤أ‡

أ‡أˆ أ”أ‘أ‰

أ‘أ‡أŒأ،

أ£أ‘أ‡أ‰

:roll: :roll: :roll:

dollyh

أںأ،أ‡أ£ أ‡أ،أ¤أ‡أ“ أںأٹأ‘ أ¦أ،أ‡أ’أ£ أ¤أ–أڑ أچأڈ أ،أ­ أ‡أ،أ‡أ”أ‡أڑأ‡أٹ
:-?


http://www.soccerpulse.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/rofl.gif

Sorry dollyh, but this post is a CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!

http://www.soccerpulse.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/rofl.gif BRILLIANT!

http://www.soccerpulse.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/rofl.gif

Sorry dollyh, but this post is a CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!

http://www.soccerpulse.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/rofl.gif BRILLIANT!


:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: you know i got married from the begining of the post ...when it reaches the last page i will be divorced !!:lool:

:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: you know i got married from the begining of the post ...when it reaches the last page i will be divorced !!:lool:

You wonna break up with me , oh no please another chance.
:tears:

You wonna break up with me , oh no please another chance.


:tears:


:lool: :lool: ok ok ma ta3meel layna fade7aaa!!:lool: :lool:

:-? one more chance 7adir :-?

:lool: :lool: ok ok ma ta3meel layna fade7aaa!!:lool: :lool:

:-? one more chance 7adir :-?

7adir
:love: :love:

7adir


:love: :love:



:oops :oops kasarto dolo3na zatoo

Dollyh, youhave to give im a chance...after all the nice songs he posted today...he deserve a chance;)

Shata, be good to her this time..:lool:

Dollyh, youhave to give im a chance...after all the nice songs he posted today...he deserve a chance;)

Shata, be good to her this time..:lool:

ok

أ‡أ¤أ‡ أچأ‡أ£أ”أ­ أ‌أ­ أ‡أ،أ•أ‘أ‡أک أ‡أ،أ£أ“أٹأ‍أ­أ£

ok


أ‡أ¤أ‡ أچأ‡أ£أ”أ­ أ‌أ­ أ‡أ،أ•أ‘أ‡أک أ‡أ،أ£أ“أٹأ‍أ­أ£


:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:
أ¦أٹأکأ،أڑ أ£أ¤ أ‡أ،أ£أ”أںأ،أ¥ أ’أ­ أ‡أ،أ”أڑأ‘أ¥ أ£أ¤ أ‡أ،أڑأŒأ­أ¤ أ£أ”آ؟

ok


أ‡أ¤أ‡ أچأ‡أ£أ”أ­ أ‌أ­ أ‡أ،أ•أ‘أ‡أک أ‡أ،أ£أ“أٹأ‍أ­أ£


:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:
Dollyh, you need to watch him day and night....shakloo kida naweey 3ala 7ajah:mad:.....

:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:
أ¦أٹأکأ،أڑ أ£أ¤ أ‡أ،أ£أ”أںأ،أ¥ أ’أ­ أ‡أ،أ”أڑأ‘أ¥ أ£أ¤ أ‡أ،أڑأŒأ­أ¤ أ£أ”آ؟


If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
:D

:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:
Dollyh, you need to watch him day and night....shakloo kida naweey 3ala 7ajah:mad:.....

ana bardoo golta kida 3ashan kida mashayt jebta lay hand cuffs...just to be on the safe side :lool:

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

:D


:oops :oops asta'3feroo allah pick me up with an islamic line atleast to make this halal














:lool: :lool:

:oops :oops asta'3feroo allah pick me up with an islamic line atleast to make this halal

أکأ­أˆ أ‡أ،أ‡أ¤ أ¤أچأڈأڈ أ£أ¦أڑأڈ أ‡أ،أ’أ‌أ‡أ‌
this halal
:lv:
:lool:













:lool: :lool:

:oops :oops asta'3feroo allah pick me up with an islamic line atleast to make this halal

hahahaha...













:lool: :lool:

Good morning AFRIEND,

I must hand it to you. Your comment was excellent. If I was near you, I'd have to shake your hand on this one. Good come back; I love it.

The good thing about dogs is this, they would never cheat on you and they are easy to train. They always have your back and are willing to protect you.
Dogs are just great to have. Who else will lick your feet without you asking?

Queen.

Good morning AFRIEND,

I must hand it to you. Your comment was excellent. If I was near you, I'd have to shake your hand on this one. Good come back; I love it.

The good thing about dogs is this, they would never cheat on you and they are easy to train. They always have your back and are willing to protect you.
Dogs are just great to have. Who else will lick your feet without you asking?

Queen.

أڈأ‰ أ‡أ،أںأ،أ‡أ£
:clap:

:p
Ahmed007

:wink:
You are most welcome.

Gentlemen,

good day to all of you. This is an interesting post. It's so interesting that it's ridiculous. I do hope yopur guns can cook for you; wash and clean for you. Take care of you when you're sick and in need of tender loving care. Maybe yours guns are good enough to make love to you when you want or need it and you won't have to turn to a man since a woman is not what you prefer. Hopefully that gun can keep you all stiff enough and you never ever will need a woman the way the creator intended us to be together.

This is the same as having a socket and saying how you have no use for the plug.

O.k, you've all given me a good laugh for the day. It's time the Queen go and speake to some real men who are interested in real flesh and blood women and not anything made of wood, stone or metal. I was so sure you Sudanese men were romantic and all that good stuff. Now some of you want to pick metal over flesh and blood.


You all enjoy your day; I've had enough laugh.

Queen.

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us griping about you leaving it down.
2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
4. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
5. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.
6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
7. Crying is blackmail.
8. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
9. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand. 10. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty,
would look good with your dress?

11. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
12. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
13. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
14. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
15. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.
16. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
17. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
18. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
19. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
20. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.
21. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
22. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
23. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
24. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
25. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
26. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
27. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
28. You have enough clothes.
29. You have too many shoes.
30. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)
31. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.
32. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape. 33. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.

:lool:

The Rules by which females are governed


The FEMALE always makes the rules.

The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification...by the FEMALE.

No MALE can possibly know all the RULES.

If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the RULES, she must immediately change some or all of them.

The FEMALE is never wrong.

If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.

The MALE must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstandings.

The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.

The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.

The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

The Male is expected to "mind read" at all times.

The MALE who doesn't abide by THE RULES; can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp!

Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

The FEMALE is ready when SHE is ready.

The MALE must be ready at ALL times

The Rules by which females are governed

The FEMALE always makes the rules.
The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification...by the FEMALE.
No MALE can possibly know all the RULES.
If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the RULES, she must immediately change some or all of them.
The FEMALE is never wrong.
If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
The MALE must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstandings.
The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.
The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.
The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
The Male is expected to "mind read" at all times.
The MALE who doesn't abide by THE RULES; can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp!
Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
The FEMALE is ready when SHE is ready.
The MALE must be ready at ALL times
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Why look so :eek: , you asked for it!!:p

Why look so :eek: , you asked for it!!:p

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aFRIEND,

YOU SAID IT ALL. tHE LAST RULE IS THIS. iF THE qUEEN SAYS afriend IS CORRECT WITH ALL HER RULES, THEN SHE'S CORRECT. AMEN AND ENOUGH SAID.

QUEEN.

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SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
STYLE:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
MONEY MANAGEMENT:
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn’t want.
HAPPINESS:
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
MARRIAGE EXPECTATIONS:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
MARRIAGE DECISIONS:
Men marry because they are tired.
Women marry because they are curious.
Both are disappointed.
MARRIAGE AND THE FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband,
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
MEMORIES:
A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn’t marry.
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN:
There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
WHAT A WOMAN WANTS:
Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy…
- One is to let her think she is having her own way.
- The other is to let her have it.
LONGEVITY:
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
MISTAKES:
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use
two people remembering the same thing.
THE BATTLE:
A woman always has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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Hi Shata, ISA you and the family are doing well today:) .....
Aha I forgot to add that is how men dress!!:p
O boy you declared gender war with the wrong person:evil: :evil: you have no idea how many such wars I fought in the SDB and I won;) why do you think most of the old male SDB member don't joing:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: so you better take it all back or alse:D

Hi Shata, ISA you and the family are doing well today:) .....
Aha I forgot to add that is how men dress!!:p
O boy you declared gender war with the wrong person:evil: :evil: you have no idea how many such wars I fought in the SDB and I won;) why do you think most of the old male SDB member don't joing:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: so you better take it all back or alse:D

Afriend thx , it's better today EL HAMDEL ALLAH.

Its not a war just good topic for big smile :) and friendly discussion.
Never ever think shata will lose :p .

Afriend ... Who is it?:lool:

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Afriend ... Who is it?:lool:


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Is that a tricky question?!:D

ps if it isn't a war then that is good...:)

Ayana, sorry didn't see your reply there....:oops well said queen;)

The wife says: You want.
The wife means: You want.

The wife says: We need.
The wife means: I want.

The wife says: It's your decision.
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious!

The wife says: Do what you want.
The wife means: You'll pay for this later!

The wife says: We need to talk.
The wife means: I need to complain.

The wife says: Sure... go ahead.
The wife means: I don't want you to.

The wife says: I'm not upset.
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron!

The wife says: You're ... so manly.
The wife means: You need a shave and a shower.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient.
The wife means: I want a new house.
:D :D

-- What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
-- I'm hungry = I'm hungry
-- I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
-- I'm tired = I'm tired
-- What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
-- Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
-- Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
-- I like that one better (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

The Mathematics of Men and Women Relationships
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy



SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.



GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

who said i prefer guns bring on the women :D .

By all Means... MARRY!
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I had some w or ds with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman
"I don't w or ry about terr or ism. I was married f or two years."
Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to f or get it once...
Anonymous
You know what I did bef or e I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy f or twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always f or gives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!

Ayana the Queen

Where are you , miss you:lool:

Random Thoughts on Man and Woman Relationships
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Random Thoughts on Man and Woman Relationships
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
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She does not: Get PMS
She becomes: HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL

She does not have: A Killer Body
She is: GEOMETRICALLY SUPERIOR

She is not: A Bad Cook
She is: MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE

She is not: A Bad Driver
She is: AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED

She is not: Easy
She is: HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE

She does not: Cut You Off
She becomes: HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE

She is not: Hooked On Soap Operas
She is: MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED

She does not: Wear Too Much Make-Up
She is: COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED

She will never: Gain Weight
She will become: A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER

She is not: A Screamer Or Moaner
She is: VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE

She will never: Sag
She will become: GRAVITATIONALLY CHALLENGED

She does not have: Big Hair
She is: OVERLY AEROSOLED

10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because he knew men would never ask directions.

9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote because men don't want to see what's on television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on television.

8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when the seat wore out and therefore would need Eve to get one for him.

7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctors appointment for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.

5. God knew that if the world was to be populated there would have to be someone to bear children, because men would never be able to handle it.

4. As "Keeper of the Garden" Adam would never remember where he put his tools.

3. The scripture account of creation indicates that Adam needed someone to blame his troubles
on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone." He only ends up getting himself in trouble.

AND the #1 REASON WHY GOD CREATED EVE is ...










When God had finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head and said, "I KNOW I can do better than THIS!!" :D

"It is not good for man to be alone." He only ends up getting himself in trouble.




"It is not good for man to be alone." He only ends up getting himself in trouble. :D

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