View Full Version : Top 10 reasons the SDB must be a male


Faris
06-Feb-07, 16:08
10. It was the first creation of all Sudanese boards.

9. It’s ugly (oh well).

8. It’s full of crap, most of the times.

7. If you search hard, you will find that it does have a remote control, and yes, you have to search for it. (http://www.sudanforum.net/showthread.php?p=3232#post3232 (http://www.sudanforum.net/showthread.php?p=3232#post3232) :) )

6. It pays more attention to girls’ posts.

5. Lot’s of talk, very little learning.

4. Come by to visit any hour, day or night, and it’s up and doing nothing.

3. It gets its reputation from the community at large, not because of what its parents put into it.

2. Despite our advice to Muaz to remove the golden member statures so as not to encourage useless posting, size or number of posts still…matters.

and the number one reason is:

1. If you start with it, customize it, take most of the junk out, change its color to something more beautiful…it will feel warmer, and prettier, and draw you to it even more. Dare any one say:…from Adam to Eve ;) ?

gagool
06-Feb-07, 16:10
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:jump: :jump: :jump: .

ShataNar
06-Feb-07, 16:10
:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:
:clap: :clap: :clap:

Faris
07-Feb-07, 00:19
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:lool: :lool: :lool:

Gagool, did you mean this or did it just happen by chance? This is really funnier than all the reasons I put above :lool:

Sure proves it's a man, 45 minutes is more like it though :p

ShataNar,
Welcome to the SDB; glad you passed by :)

afriend
07-Feb-07, 00:30
Faris, keep smoking that stuff :p , if it make you come up with funny post like this...and glad to see that you are not biased...;)

Gagool:roll: :roll: :roll:
and it is only Faris that made it click










:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:You guys are nuts

WALAD DA
07-Feb-07, 00:59
He3 He3 He3
wallahi de gisas de lol

gagool, you are amazing gir gir gir

dollyh
07-Feb-07, 01:01
:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: i think i saw a female one a couple of days ago it as even better :D

فتاة متزحلقة
07-Feb-07, 02:37
Dont forget # 11:
This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between sending private messages. Please try again in 39 seconds.
:D:D

Faris
07-Feb-07, 02:43
hey afriend,
Deal buddy, but if I got caught up, I will say you told me to do it :p :D .

Waladna,
wallahi 3ammak Gagool balagh. I suspect he didn't mean it this way, but that would be even funnier :lool: :lool:

Dollyh,
I had to balance it, you know ;) :lool: ...and I am glad you didn't take the other one personally:) .

dollyh
07-Feb-07, 02:45
of course not...i dont take anything seriously here if u know what i mean :lool:

Faris
07-Feb-07, 02:49
Dont forget # 11:

This forum requires that you wait 60 seconds between sending private messages. Please try again in 39 seconds.
:D:D


:p :lool: :lool: أ¦ أˆأڑأڈ أڈأ¥ أںأ£أ‡أ¤ أˆأ­أ’أچأ،أ‍

Faris
07-Feb-07, 02:54
of course not...i dont take anything seriously here if u know what i mean :lool:

Very smart Dollyh, me neither ;).

But I still bought some pink sleepers for the SDB after my first analysis…now I have to replace them all with blue ones :-?.

dollyh
07-Feb-07, 02:58
Very smart Dollyh, me neither ;).

But I still bought some pink sleepers for the SDB after my first analysis…now I have to replace them all with blue ones :-?.

:lool: :lool: :lool: pass them over a lady can always use a pink slipper somewhere :lv:

فتاة متزحلقة
07-Feb-07, 02:58
:p :lool: :lool: أ¦ أˆأڑأڈ أڈأ¥ أںأ£أ‡أ¤ أˆأ­أ’أچأ،أ‍



أˆأ­أ’أچأ،أ‍ أ¦أ­أ¤آ؟

:D:lool:

Faris
07-Feb-07, 03:05
أˆأ­أ’أچأ،أ‍ أ¦أ­أ¤آ؟

:D:lool:


أ‡أ¤أ‡ أڑأ‡أ‘أ‌آ؟ أ‍أ¦أ،أ­ أ…أ¤أٹأ­ أˆأ‍أ­

:lool: :lool: أ£أ” أ…أ¤أٹأ­ أ‡أ،أ£أٹأ’أچأ،أ‍أ¥آ؟

Faris
07-Feb-07, 03:07
:lool: :lool: :lool: pass them over a lady can always use a pink slipper somewhere :lv:

As long as you don't use them as weapons, I will be happy to pass them on :p :D

dollyh
07-Feb-07, 03:12
As long as you don't use them as weapons, I will be happy to pass them on :p :D


ba3dain bafaleeg bahoum my hubby if her came home late :lool: :lool: :lool:

dollyh
07-Feb-07, 03:14
أ‡أ¤أ‡ أڑأ‡أ‘أ‌آ؟ أ‍أ¦أ،أ­ أ…أ¤أٹأ­ أˆأ‍أ­

:lool: :lool: أ£أ” أ…أ¤أٹأ­ أ‡أ،أ£أٹأ’أچأ،أ‍أ¥آ؟



أ£أ­أ“أ¦أ¤أ‡ أ’أ¤أ‍أ¦أں:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:

afriend
07-Feb-07, 03:20
:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:
you all gone crazy here today....

Ya Faris when I said smoke all your like I didn't mean to pass it around to Dollyh and أ‌أٹأ‡أ‰ أ£أٹأ’أچأ،أ‍أ‰ ..........

Ya banat becareful, don't inhale when in there :p

فتاة متزحلقة
07-Feb-07, 03:24
أ£أ­أ“أ¦أ¤أ‡ أ’أ¤أ‍أ¦أں:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:

I know girl I am trapped. Help! :oops:oops:oops:oops

Faris
07-Feb-07, 03:25
ba3dain bafaleeg bahoum my hubby if her came home late :lool: :lool: :lool:

Then maybe we should wait until he come home before you get the slippers (3ashan ma yitfash lau 3irif), wu lau 7anitziniq nitziniq kullinah ya3ni (just like fatah mutaza7liqah:D ).:lool:

dollyh
07-Feb-07, 03:29
Then maybe we should wait until he come home before you get the slippers (3ashan ma yitfash lau 3irif), wu lau 7anitziniq nitziniq kullinah ya3ni (just like fatah mutaza7liqah:D ).:lool:

:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:
:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:
that sliding gul must have smoked somethin 2day she is never like this...i was imagining her as a kid with 2 pony tails and big glasses, but now i can see the hiiiii heels clicking :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:

dollyh
07-Feb-07, 03:30
:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:
you all gone crazy here today....

Ya Faris when I said smoke all your like I didn't mean to pass it around to Dollyh and أ‌أٹأ‡أ‰ أ£أٹأ’أچأ،أ‍أ‰ ..........

Ya banat becareful, don't inhale when in there :p

afriend ana bare'aa min this i aight sliding no were!!! :lool: :lool:

فتاة متزحلقة
07-Feb-07, 03:32
afriend ana bare'aa min this i aight sliding no were!!! :lool: :lool:

HAHAHAHAHAHHA I guess I am high today 8)8)
Too much Sunny D :roll::roll::roll:

afriend
07-Feb-07, 03:35
:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:
it is good to know noone is sliding any where:p

Well stay away from the Suuny D:wink: from now one

dollyh
07-Feb-07, 03:46
HAHAHAHAHAHHA I guess I am high today 8)8)
Too much Sunny D :roll::roll::roll:


:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:

Faris
07-Feb-07, 03:52
:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:
it is good to know noone is sliding any where:p

Well stay away from the Suuny D:wink: from now one

So in this alternate reality, you can smoke with dollyh and fatah mutaza7ligah but you can’t inhale, you can get high from sunny D, and you can post again after mere 45 seconds:eek: …I think I like it here more already…viva lo SDB:D :p

فتاة متزحلقة
07-Feb-07, 04:04
Anyone got some Sunny D? I am out of it and it's too late to go buy :tears::tears:

dollyh
07-Feb-07, 04:05
So in this alternate reality, you can smoke with dollyh and fatah mutaza7ligah but you can’t inhale, you can get high from sunny D, and you can post again after mere 45 seconds:eek: …I think I like it here more already…viva lo SDB:D :p
:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:

فتاة متزحلقة
07-Feb-07, 04:09
So in this alternate reality, you can smoke with dollyh and fatah mutaza7ligah but you can’t inhale, you can get high from sunny D, and you can post again after mere 45 seconds:eek: …I think I like it here more already…viva lo SDB:D :p

Hehehehhehehe! 8)8)8):jump::jump::jump:

afriend
07-Feb-07, 04:10
So in this alternate reality, you can smoke with dollyh and fatah mutaza7ligah but you can’t inhale, you can get high from sunny D, and you can post again after mere 45 seconds:eek: …I think I like it here more already…viva lo SDB:D :p
:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:

أ‌أٹأ‡أ‰ أ£أٹأ’أچأ،أ‍أ‰ (http://www.sudanforum.net/member.php?u=5083), go to sleep, no more Suuny D you had enough for today:p

ananas
07-Feb-07, 04:10
looool

Faris. from where do you get these weird thoughts? :lool:


No way for any pink in here.. did you see the theme options?
1. SDB main theme
2.SDB blue theme
3. SDb white theme

So, in the worst scenario it's blue and in the best it's boring white :evil:

فتاة متزحلقة
07-Feb-07, 04:15
:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:

أ‌أٹأ‡أ‰ أ£أٹأ’أچأ،أ‍أ‰ (http://www.sudanforum.net/member.php?u=5083), go to sleep, no more Suuny D you had enough for today:p

Noooo I have not reached the minimum dose! :geek:

dollyh
07-Feb-07, 04:19
Noooo I have not reached the minimum dose! :geek:

أڈأ‡ أںأ،أ¦أ¦ أ¦ أ،أ“أ¥ ......أ­أ‡ أ£أ‌أٹأ‘أ­أ¥
:lool: :lool:

muaz
07-Feb-07, 04:42
:lool: :D :lool: :D :lool: :D :lool: :D

Faris... Nice one.. Got me laughing there. Loved the other one too on why the SDB must be a female ...:D

شواطئ
07-Feb-07, 04:51
morning to all

faris
its a nice funny one

keep it up :lool: :lool: :lool:

Gharrabi
07-Feb-07, 04:57
2. Despite our advice to Muaz to remove the golden member statures so as not to encourage useless posting, size or number of posts still…matters.


Crap!! gir..gir..gir..gir..gir..gir.. So much for the little crak you have had before this one:lool:

Oh boy, I will pay a million to get the stuff you got, which even got Muaz to be an active participant in this thread:lool: :lool: :lool: Are you by chance a distant relative of Al Capoon or something:lool:

dollyh
07-Feb-07, 05:09
reason ##1----when he likes a girl he will give her a Crown as beautiful as she is :oops :oops :oops :oops



:lool: :lool: :lool: Crown member me!! suckers!!!

أٹأچأ­أ‡ أ‡أ،أ¤أ‍أ¥ أٹأچأ­أ‡ أ‡أ،أ¤أ‍أ¥
:D :D :D

Faris
07-Feb-07, 17:59
looool

Faris. from where do you get these weird thoughts? :lool:


No way for any pink in here.. did you see the theme options?
1. SDB main theme
2.SDB blue theme
3. SDb white theme

So, in the worst scenario it's blue and in the best it's boring white :evil:
Hi Ananas :)

See, something happened last year when I visited Sudan. I went to a friend of mine from this very SDB and I was given a bag. That bag had some stuff in it. Smoking that stuff had this effect on me :p :lool: :lool:.

My SDB color is blue, and it's beautiful, I highly recommend it :)

Faris
07-Feb-07, 18:02
:lool: :D :lool: :D :lool: :D :lool: :D

Faris... Nice one.. Got me laughing there. Loved the other one too on why the SDB must be a female ...:D

Muaz :eek: :jump:
:lool:

It's about time the father of the baby shows up, you know. Of course you are the only one who has the definitive answer :).

Faris
07-Feb-07, 18:05
Crap!! gir..gir..gir..gir..gir..gir.. So much for the little crak you have had before this one:lool:

Oh boy, I will pay a million to get the stuff you got, which even got Muaz to be an active participant in this thread:lool: :lool: :lool: Are you by chance a distant relative of Al Capoon or something:lool:

:lool: :lool: :lool:

Gharrabi, come on, you know where I got the stuff from. It's the same stuff I got from you, but it works differently when kept under the snow I guess--It gets this kick to it:p :D

I visited Al Capon's place recently. And Oh, they are saying hi to you :D.

Faris
07-Feb-07, 18:09
morning to all

faris
its a nice funny one

keep it up :lool: :lool: :lool:

أ”أ¦أ‡أکأ†

Thanks sister.

The SDB was confused about its gender, I heard through the grapevine that it was going to admit it was you, just like the rest of them do :p .

Faris
07-Feb-07, 18:11
reason ##1----when he likes a girl he will give her a Crown as beautiful as she is :oops :oops :oops :oops





:lool: :lool: :lool: Crown member me!! suckers!!!

أٹأچأ­أ‡ أ‡أ،أ¤أ‍أ¥ أٹأچأ­أ‡ أ‡أ،أ¤أ‍أ¥

:D :D :D


You know...I should have written something about the "nig-ga". It's a classic reason, no doubt :p.

dollyh
07-Feb-07, 20:12
Muaz :eek: :jump:
:lool:

It's about time the father of the baby shows up, you know. Of course you are the only one who has the definitive answer :).


OMG!!!!:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:

dollyh
07-Feb-07, 20:13
You know...I should have written something about the "nig-ga". It's a classic reason, no doubt :p.

:D :D yup!

Faris
07-Feb-07, 23:35
Oh Dollyh, Dollyh...darn :lool: :lool: :lool:

dollyh
07-Feb-07, 23:38
:lool: :lool: :lool:






#12 Reason

it keeps on saying your msg is too Short!! :evil:

شواطئ
08-Feb-07, 03:04
أ”أ¦أ‡أکأ†

Thanks sister.

The SDB was confused about its gender, I heard through the grapevine that it was going to admit it was you, just like the rest of them do :p .
:lool: :lool: :lool:

Faris
08-Feb-07, 03:27
:lool: :lool: :lool:


#12 Reason

it keeps on saying your msg is too Short!! :evil:

hmmm, ummm, hmmm... reason # 2 in the list maybe? :oops :lool: :D

dollyh
08-Feb-07, 03:53
hmmm, ummm, hmmm... reason # 2 in the list maybe? :oops :lool: :D

:oops :oops oops




:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:



yes too short :evil:

فتاة متزحلقة
08-Feb-07, 21:18
:oops :oops oops




:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:



yes too short :evil:

I thought size does not matter. or is this just a cliche? :D:D

afriend
08-Feb-07, 22:25
I thought size does not matter. or is this just a cliche? :D:D

أ‌أٹأ‡أ‰ أ£أٹأ’أچأ،أ‍أ‰, :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: You are crazy :)..You are having Sunny D again.
Well this time I won't blame Faris for letting you smoke....since he isn't her..or Dollyh..........

dollyh
09-Feb-07, 00:41
I thought size does not matter. or is this just a cliche? :D:D

ohh God ohh God :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:

فتاة متزحلقة
09-Feb-07, 02:12
ohh God ohh God :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:

LOL you reminded me of the pic I sent you .. oh God :lool::lool::lool::lool::lool::D:D:D:D:D:D

فتاة متزحلقة
09-Feb-07, 02:14
أ‌أٹأ‡أ‰ أ£أٹأ’أچأ،أ‍أ‰, :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: :lool: You are crazy :)..You are having Sunny D again.
Well this time I won't blame Faris for letting you smoke....since he isn't her..or Dollyh..........

Faris would not let me smoke!! He is so selfish :tears::tears: